Some people are fans of the New England Patriots. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New England Patriots. This 2015 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all of the team previews here. Your team: the New England Patriots. Well well well. Looks like we’ve finally reached the top of SUCK MOUNTAIN. We’re definitely ending on a low note here. Your 2014 record: 12-4*. Super Bowl champions*. Saved at the last minute by future Raider Malcolm Butler. Your coach: Bill Belichick, shown here eating your mom’s brain matter to bring about sexual arousal: With one more Super Bowl win*, Belichick will have more Super Bowl victories* than any other head coach, and will likely cement his legacy* as the greatest coach in NFL history*. Also, he adores lo…